Oreo to Fitness Magazine Ratio

Anyone know how many pages of a fitness magazine with a muscular and stunning woman on the cover I ought to have read to offset the fat impact of the EIGHT Oreo’s I inhaled while standing in Walmart reading that fitness mag?

I’m dismayed by the degree to which what transpired this evening is stunningly ironic.

A.

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