Girl vs. Boys

If you thought it wouldn’t be until she hit adolescence that you’d hear “I hate you!” you’ve never had a 4 yr old daughter. So let me be your guide. I am rapidly becoming somewhat of a know-it-all on raising….well, at least having…girls. During a visit this morning with our close friend J and her…

The truth is in the buds.

Don’t tell N, but I brought 6 Oreo’s into bed with me. I was eating the first of the six Oreo’s when I closed  my eyes and suddenly realized that what I expected to taste: chocolate and cream wasn’t tasting like chocolate or cream at all. In fact wasn’t taking good at all. So I…

Wife-up.

I was just reading a post in motherlode by Lisa Belkin about polygamy, a show called Big Love, and a community of women in a cul-de-sac who affectionately refer to themselves as sister-wives even though each has their own husband, their own kids and live in separate houses. I’ve joked about wanting a wife for…

Oreo to Fitness Magazine Ratio

Anyone know how many pages of a fitness magazine with a muscular and stunning woman on the cover I ought to have read to offset the fat impact of the EIGHT Oreo’s I inhaled while standing in Walmart reading that fitness mag? I’m dismayed by the degree to which what transpired this evening is stunningly…

If I were wiki’d, would I know I was me?

If I were wiki’d, would I know I was me? I think I’d like to be Wiki’d or however one would phrase being  explored and explained by anyone who knows something on a subject. Today I met a cool chick who thinks I am a cool chick (she’s been googling me and connecting the dots…