Oh Wet Swiffer, I love you.

Wet Swiffer, I love you.

The way your scent fills the air as you collect Chloe’s shed hair.

I love your saturated pads.

I love that you swipe over my rads.

I think I’ll use you everywhere – on the floor even the chair.

I think you’re wetness is divine, you impress me every time.

Since I met you on Sunday

You have earned my adoration. I will never endeavor to clean a floor without you at my cleaning station.

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